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You know you’re Australian if…

  • You think ‘Woolloomooloo’ is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
  • Beetroot with your Hamburger… Of course.
  • You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels’ song ‘Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again’ And “Living next door to Alice”.
  • You’re secretly proud of our killer wildlife.
  • You know what it’s like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.
  • You understand that ‘excuse me’ can sound rude, While ‘scuse me’ is always polite.
  • You know that there is a universal place called “woop woop” located in the middle of nowhere…no matter where you actually are.
  • You say ‘no worries’ quite often, whether you realise it or not.
  • You’ve drank your tea/coffee/milo through a Tim Tam.
  • You understand what no wucking furries means.
  • You know that roo meat tastes pretty good, But not as good as barra. Or a meat pie.

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